Self-Righteous Killjoys

The moral busy-body who sees it as their righteous duty to protect you from yourself.

To thwart your desires, even though they harm no one else.

It is these self-appointed, finger-wagging surrogate parents that despise you and the life you live.

They who with zeal would wrap you for all eternity in cotton-wooled chains of oppression.

They who continually try to limit your actions “for your own good”. 

It is these mean-spirited, self-loathing, sanctimonious killjoys who are the true usurpers of liberty, and harbingers of death.

Brothers and sisters, I call on you to overthrow these enemies of the people. By any means necessary.